As usual, stolen from Mystitat!

GOOGLE TAG

RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Jenny needs to find herself a baller"
Umm... what's a baller?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Jenny looks like a beach bunny"
Heh, yeah right.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Jenny Says- by Cowboy Mouth"
Apparently I'm a song.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Jenny wants Jimmy's babies"
Umm... no thank you.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Jenny does a traffic report rap"
Well, I do enjoy not crashing into things.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Jenny hates u 4 life and thinks ur a freakin traiter".
O.o

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Jenny asks- can I get extensions even though I have to blow dry my hair and what about the colouring?"
Fortunately I don't straighten my hair. Or need extensions.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "In Jenny Goes to Sea, our heroine makes her passage on the good ship Sea Queen with her master, Captain Tinker, and her adopted brothers"
I'm a children's book! ^_^

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Jenny likes to dance"
Really, I got a different result but that one was just too freaky to put.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Carolyn Eats!
This is apparently the title of a website about restaurants in Atlanta.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Jenny wears silvery sparkled purple pants"
Those pants would be amazing.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Jenny was arrested for speeding, drinking while driving, possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of methamphetamine and has now lost custody of her child"
O.o Wow, I'm a bad person.